The DELICIOUS Ys

Y the non blending 'moopan' episode with out any reasoning?
Y the non blending cake portion was included and non convincingly treated?
Y no dubbing artist being used for the frog throat Asif?
Y is Mythily ever being casted?
Y was swetha's emotional sequences so over?
Y can't we ever treat a Mallu female drinking sequence to the minimal grade marks?
Y was so many no-important off treated sequences included to fill the time line?
Y was the second half over PAINKILI?
Y WAS THE MAGIC FLAVOUR OF FOOD MISSING IN THE SECOND HALF?
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Y DID'NT WE NOTICE THESE FLOWS WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE?!! Thts wat brought SALT AND PEPPER to the hit charts...yup genuine humor and aesthetics though not supplied tummy full, the customers are satisfied....HATS OF CREW......especially for casting LAL AND BABURAJ

A BSNAL SAGA

UPLOADING THIS ONE JUS B"CZ SOMEONE REALLY SPECIAL ASKED FOR IT...BUT THS ONE GAVE ME POSITIV RESULT WIT IN 24 HRS!!

From

The owner of BSNL broadband connection on the number 0495 2483522

To

The BSNL authorities

A BSNAL SAGA

I have been a BSNL broadband customer for the last two years or so. First, my plan was the limited one, which offers free download after 12 a.m. The authorities were the sharpest as they collected a FIVE DIGIT sum as fine (twice) for downloading 4-5 less than 1 GB files. The reason cited was that I had logged in seconds before the 12 a.m line of control. Also do consider a five digit sum is more than enough for a high speed unlimited 3G connection for more than an year. And that was how I switched over to the unlimited package which offers 512 mb/sec.

It is and is my privilege to say that the unlimited connectivity BSNL provided me at a cost of rs.750 /month was nothing other than total BULLSHIT (sorry my vocabulary is so weak that I can’t site a better word). To sight a simple example, I have been trying to mail a set of 7 small photographs since last two weeks and I could complete it just yesterday. Thanks to the splendid service you have been providing. To add on this excellent service is being maintained after regular cable checkups. Have heard of police criminal registers were the culprit has to sign the register weekly or daily which is kept in the police station. Comparing it with the BSNL register, I guess I am more regular and I sure will have a nice nostalgic story to dictate once I say good bye to those office visits.

Enough is enough. I sure am expecting a BILL again this month as usual for the mind-blowing connectivity in which the DSL holds no more than one minute continuously (that too on special moments chosen by don’t know who, you bet I have made several offerings to Thiruvullakavu Sasthav, Aattukallammachi and Barananganam Palli just to get 5 minutes regular internet connection after paying 750/month).

To conclude I got a better business offer for BSNL. Better sell the modems in decoration light market as the constantly blinking dsl multi lights can sure make a good space in decoration market! Well I don’t want to lengthen stating the thousands of examples I can state as the above one or the number of professional hours I have lost with your excellence.

Thank you very very much,

Expecting the excellent service to continue.

Neethi prathikshichu kond........

(THIS STORY IS PURELY FACTIOUS....ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL LIFE CHARACTERS IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH.....) "sthree jithanallatha sreejithanaya Ravanan, Lankak alankaramaya soundaryamayan Seetha deviye kandath..... Puranangalude interpretations palathum undayikanum, pakshe arum Ravana-Seetha parinayam paranjittilla" "Thallu kollum athavum, ithihasamane mati ezhuthan pokunnath" "Pakshe Janaka puthri Mythili, ni ippozum oru Ramanteyum swanthammala" "Pinne enthinan lankeswara nee enneyi toyoto Pradoyil thirike kond pokunnath?" "Kachavadathinte nerum neriyum...................................................." "..................................................................................................." "Eda IPS karan modern Rama, nayinte mone.... ninaki lokath verethra pennungale kittumeda kazhuveri mone....@#$@#$@$%#.................................................." + + + + + + "Ithentha mone kathayil Raman Ravananu Seethaye exchange cheyyuno?" "Ningalanu Ravananengil pavam Ravanan chutti pokum sir" Manya maha janangale.........ningali kettath Ravanaprabhu enna chithrathile pasaktha bagangalakunnu...........Ayathinal....... RAVAN ENNA CINEMAYUDE THIRAKATHA AVAKASAM ENIK (RANJITH) VITTU THARANAMENNU THAZHMAYAYI APEKSHICHUKOLLUNNU.......KI BOMB QOUTATION THUDANGIYA NADAN KALA PRAVARTHANANGALILEKUM NJNGALE VALICHIZHAKARUTHENNUM APEKSHA VISVASTHATHAYODE RENJITH ANUGRAHASISUKALODE AMMA, AMMOOMMA, MOOTHAMMA, MAKTA, EETTA,THEETTA..........................

Neethi prathikshichu kond........

(THIS STORY IS PURELY FACTIOUS....ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL LIFE CHARACTERS IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH.....) "sthree jithanallatha sreejithanaya Ravanan, Lankak alankaramaya soundaryamayan Seetha deviye kandath..... Puranangalude interpretations palathum undayikanum, pakshe arum Ravana-Seetha parinayam paranjittilla" "Thallu kollum athavum, ithihasamane mati ezhuthan pokunnath" "Pakshe Janaka puthri Mythili, ni ippozum oru Ramanteyum swanthammala" "Pinne enthinan lankeswara nee enneyi toyoto Pradoyil thirike kond pokunnath?" "Kachavadathinte nerum neriyum...................................................." "..................................................................................................." "Eda IPS karan modern Rama, nayinte mone.... ninaki lokath verethra pennungale kittumeda kazhuveri mone....@#$@#$@$%#.................................................." + + + + + + "Ithentha mone kathayil Raman Ravananu Seethaye exchange cheyyuno?" "Ningalanu Ravananengil pavam Ravanan chutti pokum sir" Manya maha janangale.........ningali kettath Ravanaprabhu enna chithrathile pasaktha bagangalakunnu...........Ayathinal....... RAVAN ENNA CINEMAYUDE THIRAKATHA AVAKASAM ENIK (RANJITH) VITTU THARANAMENNU THAZHMAYAYI APEKSHICHUKOLLUNNU.......KI BOMB QOUTATION THUDANGIYA NADAN KALA PRAVARTHANANGALILEKUM NJNGALE VALICHIZHAKARUTHENNUM APEKSHA VISVASTHATHAYODE RENJITH ANUGRAHASISUKALODE AMMA, AMMOOMMA, MOOTHAMMA, MAKTA, EETTA,THEETTA..........................

ROUTINES

Papa seems happy that I, at-last woke up at 6 and went for a jog. Greeted me with a welcome look.

 But how do he know the difference between what they call routine and watching Gone with the wind till 1, sleeping till 2.30, waking up, watching Good Bye Lenin till 4.30, rolling on bed till 5.30 waiting for sleep and alas going for a jog to get rid of sleep haunters.

Waiting for his cry over my routine nap....... 

Wake up u sleep lovers

Yes, at a time when academicians were in search of job, they found teaching journalism as options. But they never knew what to teach. The borrowed principles and statements from other subjects and formulated a no-man's land code of conduct for the media. Lets discuss academics in a later post. The topic to be discussed now is something different.

IPL is being conducted outside India for security reason's this year. Just consider what are its aftermaths? Common sense can judge that India's security offers will be considered equivalent to Pakistan or countries of the range abroad globally and this will adversely effect not only the bat and ball game , but also all other developmental activities of the country.

What has this to do with the media? Media right from the second of deciding IPL to be conducted outside India, is sitting with fire hammers in hand. But media academics have casted or moulded them as anti emotional mere word speakers.

The world know , though a stupidity, Indian minds unite at cricket and to be frank such things are rare in the country today. Media should brake their conduct now and bring out the situation to the public and IPL should be conducted in the country itself under people's protection. IPL is the perfect bled of stardom and emotions. This can fastely be utilized for spreading the fact. Only such an act can uplift the image of the nation and become a moral war against terrorism. Its high time for people top come on streets against terrorism. This will be a perfect blow on the profit oriented vote bank politics also. Also for the ones like Narendra Modi trying to politicaly utilizing the situtaion this will be a blow.

Kodakara effect

After first two post to defeat Chetan Bhagat, Rinju advised that my posts are longer than Mohammadali sir's lectures, I tried my luck in capsule writing. At this point came the guidelines from Sudhir sir. he went through my posts and with out caring to write down a few comments or even saying how mine blog is, forwarded me the names of certain bloggers. ideal teacher. Might have thought ' poor chap, let him learn writing atleast by reading these'.

Here dear guys I reach the third stage in the 4th post!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry, I havn't told you about my disease. Ok...right from the time I started writing I have this ghost effect on me. Certain styles of the recent writer I read jumps inside me and remains there. This is why I was able to become one of Kerala's leading ghost writers aas I have written around a hundred articles in different celebrities names (sshhhh....that's a secret....none of the celebrities writes, its people like me who writes and they just do the hilarious and mamothian task of signing them).

I started reading Kodakarapuranam at 12 toady, found it funny, smooth and soft reading stuff and went on reading. Especially as I had nothing else to do I went on and on and on. Finished 2009's postings, proceeded to 2008 and then and then and then reached 20006..So if any reader who has read Kodakarapuranam please forgive if you find the language structure similar to or as a vulgar translation do forgive as it all comes in naturally as the side product of my sickness.

After the continuous reading of around 6 hrs I felt the need for a small sleep and went to bed. The stories in Kodakarapuranam are all small incidents packed in healthy humour and well presented. No wonder I dreamed them. The language gimmiks or so called beauty tips were the prime to appear inn dreams. So naturallty they had lot of length as they are extra elements from the maincourse ( these are what the readers like I say). I dreamed of falling from some where and acually fell from my bed. But it was like a long fall taking hours to reach the bottom. Something like a fall through viscous material to pass through. it was only a small nap and I was able to think over my dreams. I knew I was seeing Kodakara dreams and was trying to equate them with the incidents and language used by kodakara auther. I went own attempting to figure words for mine fluid fall in Kodakara lnguage and stopped it only when my left thump crashed forcefully on the floor. Damn. my dream was broken.

But it took me another 20 seconds to realize that i had fallen really some time before and was hung in my mosquito net. The fight between the resistance power of my mosquito net and my body weight had lasted some time. It slowely tore and surrendered to my 69 kilos and then only I reache down. So it was never a viscous body fall dream. But a new task opener for me to shed my weight through tension pumping.

Soon Papa will find out the condition of my net and its time for me to flee.....