Wake up u sleep lovers

Yes, at a time when academicians were in search of job, they found teaching journalism as options. But they never knew what to teach. The borrowed principles and statements from other subjects and formulated a no-man's land code of conduct for the media. Lets discuss academics in a later post. The topic to be discussed now is something different.

IPL is being conducted outside India for security reason's this year. Just consider what are its aftermaths? Common sense can judge that India's security offers will be considered equivalent to Pakistan or countries of the range abroad globally and this will adversely effect not only the bat and ball game , but also all other developmental activities of the country.

What has this to do with the media? Media right from the second of deciding IPL to be conducted outside India, is sitting with fire hammers in hand. But media academics have casted or moulded them as anti emotional mere word speakers.

The world know , though a stupidity, Indian minds unite at cricket and to be frank such things are rare in the country today. Media should brake their conduct now and bring out the situation to the public and IPL should be conducted in the country itself under people's protection. IPL is the perfect bled of stardom and emotions. This can fastely be utilized for spreading the fact. Only such an act can uplift the image of the nation and become a moral war against terrorism. Its high time for people top come on streets against terrorism. This will be a perfect blow on the profit oriented vote bank politics also. Also for the ones like Narendra Modi trying to politicaly utilizing the situtaion this will be a blow.

Kodakara effect

After first two post to defeat Chetan Bhagat, Rinju advised that my posts are longer than Mohammadali sir's lectures, I tried my luck in capsule writing. At this point came the guidelines from Sudhir sir. he went through my posts and with out caring to write down a few comments or even saying how mine blog is, forwarded me the names of certain bloggers. ideal teacher. Might have thought ' poor chap, let him learn writing atleast by reading these'.

Here dear guys I reach the third stage in the 4th post!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry, I havn't told you about my disease. Ok...right from the time I started writing I have this ghost effect on me. Certain styles of the recent writer I read jumps inside me and remains there. This is why I was able to become one of Kerala's leading ghost writers aas I have written around a hundred articles in different celebrities names (sshhhh....that's a secret....none of the celebrities writes, its people like me who writes and they just do the hilarious and mamothian task of signing them).

I started reading Kodakarapuranam at 12 toady, found it funny, smooth and soft reading stuff and went on reading. Especially as I had nothing else to do I went on and on and on. Finished 2009's postings, proceeded to 2008 and then and then and then reached 20006..So if any reader who has read Kodakarapuranam please forgive if you find the language structure similar to or as a vulgar translation do forgive as it all comes in naturally as the side product of my sickness.

After the continuous reading of around 6 hrs I felt the need for a small sleep and went to bed. The stories in Kodakarapuranam are all small incidents packed in healthy humour and well presented. No wonder I dreamed them. The language gimmiks or so called beauty tips were the prime to appear inn dreams. So naturallty they had lot of length as they are extra elements from the maincourse ( these are what the readers like I say). I dreamed of falling from some where and acually fell from my bed. But it was like a long fall taking hours to reach the bottom. Something like a fall through viscous material to pass through. it was only a small nap and I was able to think over my dreams. I knew I was seeing Kodakara dreams and was trying to equate them with the incidents and language used by kodakara auther. I went own attempting to figure words for mine fluid fall in Kodakara lnguage and stopped it only when my left thump crashed forcefully on the floor. Damn. my dream was broken.

But it took me another 20 seconds to realize that i had fallen really some time before and was hung in my mosquito net. The fight between the resistance power of my mosquito net and my body weight had lasted some time. It slowely tore and surrendered to my 69 kilos and then only I reache down. So it was never a viscous body fall dream. But a new task opener for me to shed my weight through tension pumping.

Soon Papa will find out the condition of my net and its time for me to flee.....

Yes, but......

Yes, it was a huge field, mostly empty. At the center there was a single tree. I didnt show any interest to photograph it.
I never knew the basic quality to become a photographer is to take that pic.So i dont have any sence of frame. Rather any sort of aesthetic cells on my grays.......So I am not a photographer.......Any one wants to be one? Never miss that shot..Its your entrance exam

Fate of Hatism

Guys I was really fed up with the system in all its shapes. Religion, politics, social orders, issues of the sort of gender etc etc. I mean all of them have been rising the same issues from the time they were born and even now they are having the same problems only. For a change, at least cant they find out some thing new?

I know the answer is a big no. Simply because if at all there is something new, they can be identified only when we cover the existing ones. So the existing ones have almost become or they are the basic problems to be sorted out. Have you ever thought why they are not changing?
I am sure that you also have done that simply because it is the only job the generation or generations knows to do. THINK. We keeps on thinking and becomes judgmental in each and everything. It is not those stupid judges I mentioned in the previous post that I am talking about, though I hardly find any difference. but thinkers generally have three paths and some sub paths I say.

• Fully influenced (50%)
• Partially influenced (49%)
• Originals (1%)

On my thoughts ( he he , even I am one) when I reached this classification I started doubting. " Hey, wait a minute, I know what I am and I can control my self and I rules my self and and and and and.....Then why the hell should I follow what others said?!!!!" Man, I say this was cool. I know what I am doing and I trust my self. Then why the hell do I need a religions do's and dont's? Why a guide lining politics? Why keep on burning heads calculating social orders?! It's all just a matter of attitude and one can call himself developed or matured only when he is confident and trusting on his own attitude. So it was done.

Great man. The foundation for shilet's social system was laid!!!!!!!!! But I have to compete others already existing to establish. For this tactics was needed. As the basic market stategy of any MBA guy I also ha dto start from the mistakes of my predicissors. So I started learning their basics. leraning and learning and learning. But it was funny with the conclusion. All of them were different ways of solving the same set of problems. Just like different ways to find the answer of one maths question. None of them seemed not reaching their goals. But my path and how is the bestand the lateset. So old rotten ones.....make way........here comes the king.

I started searching why the so called yesteryear theories failed. There I got my point. The 'isms'. Naturally all these ideas came from the minor 1% told above. They had to spread it to the remaining 99%. Oh, no. No more of social acceptance hierachy theory. And ha,here there is yet another fun. The other member's belonging to the small 1% catagory will never accept another ones theory. Just because they prefers their theory first and mine a dump as I do think about others. They are my competetors and ya, I should see it with them.

So any person from the 1% will have to baptise followers from the 49% gorup and induce the idea through them to others. Krapp... dealing with unequals! hehe....naturally this feeling of superiority complex comes in every 1% vaala's minds.....(hey dont be judgemental aboutme). So the entire idea is made into a system or a package so that they can gulp. Soon or slowely they accepts it and carries over. here develops a sup catagory. The system leaders. These people are never original, but they do consider their interpretaions of the 1% as original pieces. Any how the entire idea is soon converted into an 'ism' with some name before and huge books of rules and regulations are written. Then the members of the ism starts competing how to live according to the rules and how to twist the meaning of the rules as per need ( remember multiple meaning words from first post). The people from first sub group takes control and the poor 1% vaala is out. eg: as the students of Christ took it from him, as congress vaala's took it from Gandhi, as the days feminists took it from _____(again daash stands for something that I dont know).

These people are potential job seeckers. They takes the ism as their job and leaves with it. But any non original dump head can understand that once when the purpose is fullfilled the 'ism' is of no use ( but there are exceptions like the congress people today who will never understand it) and they will loose their jobs. So they tries their level best for the problem to remain and so do the 'ism'...But then why was it made?!!!!!!!!!

Oh sorry. I went a long wasy discribing about others. So now lets discuss the future of our ( I hope so hehe) theory. I know an original idea is killed at the very moment it is converted into an 'ism'. So my new idea should be against the formation of 'isms'.

Hmmmmm....cool enough to catch the market. Bhahai's also had used an almost similar stratagy once. But they protected all isms under one roof and never dared to talk against them. So the advantage was for me.

Here I did one thing which none of the % people had done earlier. Just tried to peep into its future. Here it is.

I will tell and convince others about hating 'ims' with the superiority complex as inbuild attitude and alsothe attitude theory. Soon it will be named ' HATISM' and the remaining sorry will be the same.

The fact is this is a society which does not want to change or atleast which will never be allowed to chage. So I concluded my theories going one step forward to hating to think and cloed the chapters and dug it deep. Naturally the supporters of differing isms will kill each other and why should I add one more catagory to and diversity to the crew. So better to end the chapter here itself.

Foot note: I know I wrote it in a self boosting format. But I am sure you wont consider it a mistake. But not because you take it just as a narrative style for this one.............But because you considers yourself as one belonging to the 1%. Dont worry......everyone does

Recepe ( Nice cleche heading!) ok then let me change....Best shacker's cup

Do they think I was cooking stories or poems or any blah blah blah for the past 25 years of my life? Of course I want to write. And also I had a genuine interest in books. I had even crossed the stages of normal bookworm symptoms at certain times. But that had yet another reason behind. I loved and loves to read. Do that give a clue tat I am going to become a writer?Grrrrrrrrrr

True that i had participated in some of those stupid writing competitions. No way man, no chance for hand writing comp at all. I mean the normal trio. Short story, essay and poetry ( that too in the famous trio...Hindi, English, Malayalam). I was put in a room with a bunch of similar class bunk enthusiast and was ordered to fill at least 10 pages on a given subject with in 2 hrs. Ya, I had to do it. Otherwise the world would end.

And these crap things called words....they did some trick of their own. E one of them carries 10-20 meanings and each meaning had 10-20 of their own. I would just write some word and inject something related to the subject somewhere. The so called stupid judges will sit and try to digest what I wanted to say. Oh no, they are actually trying to find out whose write up they don't understand. A story, especially to school teachers ( sorry papa), is the best if the readers don't understand anything at all. If you understand anything, the writer is below your IQ quotient and is stupid. But if you don't, he is much superior. "Whooo....a little guy who arranged words so wonderfully that even I can't understand".....but dont worry. They wont ever agree that. Lucky for them (more to me if it is) that the for told THEORY of multiple meaning exist. They will find out something of their own from some words and make a new story connecting the remaining words to their own IMAGINATION to puke at the presentation ceremony.

Well this was funny.Once they asked me to write a poem on _________(dash stands for what i forgot). Anyhow I used the former strategy and played word jigzo. Hmm.....I was jus back after a trip from silentvalley were I met my first girlfriend ( oh god,let the predecessors forget their names in the roll (and ya, as usual she never knew she was my girl friend even ever after)). So I just added a line "I met her in the valleys of silence". Any how it was cool that the idiot of the day praised me as some one who can find her (for him 'her' carried some other meaning like a destiny or dream) in silence. Any how my sweet trip and girl friend became some poetic ambition which the poet (ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!) found at the shores of silence. And ya, these girls are ( I dont mean the girls who are reading this) often poet hunters. This crap proved depth tothem and brought me some popularity among them. Thanks dear judge.

So if you are some one going to try out a writing comp, take this tip from me. All you have to do is

• think of around 25 words which has got atleast a minor probability of visual relationship with the subject they throws to you. Put them into a templer.
  

• Now collect as many adjectives (hey these things like as,the, has, how,why etc are called adjectives itself na?) as you can and put them also into your templer.
  

• Of sorry, forgot something. You have tomultiply step one by 3. That is you have to put atleast 3 copies of step one words into the templer ( be care full about te templer's size).

• Now any other words to make the total number reach your deadline of 200. And ha dont use the 'f' word and similar so called offensive,vulgar and social stata chopping words in it if you are not at a comp conducted by think tanks. Don't worry, they like it as those word are the face mark of new age writing for them.

• Bond said " Vodka martini, shaken not stirred". But you got to do both. This is were you got to show your talent. The best shaken and stirred THING is the best in the comp ( Sorry no double meaning intentions).

• Now just pour it into your paper and congrates man you r the winner.

Oh shit its 2 o'clock.Go to bed you idiot...