Sunday, March 22, 2009
Kodakara effect
After first two post to defeat Chetan Bhagat, Rinju advised that my posts are longer than Mohammadali sir's lectures, I tried my luck in capsule writing. At this point came the guidelines from Sudhir sir. he went through my posts and with out caring to write down a few comments or even saying how mine blog is, forwarded me the names of certain bloggers. ideal teacher. Might have thought ' poor chap, let him learn writing atleast by reading these'.
Here dear guys I reach the third stage in the 4th post!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry, I havn't told you about my disease. Ok...right from the time I started writing I have this ghost effect on me. Certain styles of the recent writer I read jumps inside me and remains there. This is why I was able to become one of Kerala's leading ghost writers aas I have written around a hundred articles in different celebrities names (sshhhh....that's a secret....none of the celebrities writes, its people like me who writes and they just do the hilarious and mamothian task of signing them).
I started reading Kodakarapuranam at 12 toady, found it funny, smooth and soft reading stuff and went on reading. Especially as I had nothing else to do I went on and on and on. Finished 2009's postings, proceeded to 2008 and then and then and then reached 20006..So if any reader who has read Kodakarapuranam please forgive if you find the language structure similar to or as a vulgar translation do forgive as it all comes in naturally as the side product of my sickness.
After the continuous reading of around 6 hrs I felt the need for a small sleep and went to bed. The stories in Kodakarapuranam are all small incidents packed in healthy humour and well presented. No wonder I dreamed them. The language gimmiks or so called beauty tips were the prime to appear inn dreams. So naturallty they had lot of length as they are extra elements from the maincourse ( these are what the readers like I say). I dreamed of falling from some where and acually fell from my bed. But it was like a long fall taking hours to reach the bottom. Something like a fall through viscous material to pass through. it was only a small nap and I was able to think over my dreams. I knew I was seeing Kodakara dreams and was trying to equate them with the incidents and language used by kodakara auther. I went own attempting to figure words for mine fluid fall in Kodakara lnguage and stopped it only when my left thump crashed forcefully on the floor. Damn. my dream was broken.
But it took me another 20 seconds to realize that i had fallen really some time before and was hung in my mosquito net. The fight between the resistance power of my mosquito net and my body weight had lasted some time. It slowely tore and surrendered to my 69 kilos and then only I reache down. So it was never a viscous body fall dream. But a new task opener for me to shed my weight through tension pumping.
Soon Papa will find out the condition of my net and its time for me to flee.....
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